Funny Cocktail Napkin Sayings for Every Kind of Party
From girls' night to game night, here are our favorite funny cocktail napkin sayings, matched to every kind of party you'll host this year.
Cocktail napkins are the smallest thing on the table and often the most talked about. A clever saying gets guests laughing before the first sip, and the right design ties your whole party together. Here are our favorite cocktail napkin sayings, matched to the kind of gathering you're hosting.
For girls' night and wine nights
When the evening is all about catching up, choose a napkin that sets the tone.
Fun Fact is a wine-night favorite.
Also great: Secret to Aging Well and “Let's drink wine and talk about how great we are”.
For cocktail parties
Classic, a little cheeky and always on theme.
Pair it with I Like It Dirty, Classic Martini or Let's Drink.
For daytime and weekend gatherings
Day Drinking is made for brunch, pool days and lazy Sunday afternoons. Starting early? Let's Get This Party Started says it all.
For busy households and real life
Not My Circus and its partner My Circus are favorites with parents. Recently waved goodbye to the kids? Try Empty Nest.
For game nights
Playing Cards suits any card night. Mahjong and canasta players love Perfect Women Play Mahjong, Perfect Women Play Canasta, Canasta Time and Mahjong Assorted Sayings.
For dinner parties and holidays
Good Food, Great People and Cheers suit any celebration. For Jewish holidays and Shabbat dinners, see L'Chaim and Shabbat Shalom.
How to display them
Set napkins in a clear acrylic holder so the design shows, and add a napkin weight to keep them in place outdoors. A scalloped holder adds a pretty edge; a classic clear holder lets the saying do the talking.
Hosting tip: plan on two or three napkins per guest for a cocktail party. Each pack has 20, so one pack per six to eight guests is a good rule of thumb.
Browse every design in our cocktail napkin collection.
